As close and as affordable as you will get to Crazy Climber - at least back in the day. A great little game where you must climb up mountains and avoid all kinds of hazards like falling rocks, bears, skunks and even Yeti on skis. What really makes this game great is the speech. Without it, it would be a very good game, but with the taunting it is a great game. When the woman makes fun of you after you have fallen and says something like "Did you mean to do that?", you want to go back and show her by conquering that mountain.
You might find yourself yelling back at her, a sign that it is either a great game or maybe you just need some serious counseling.